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Psuedo penis of the week
(Patreon best name winner)
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Conqueeftador
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call me a lesbian pirate and scissor me timbers
11/27/2025 (from HH Live 11/12)
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My side piece is Jewish, so I call her my Jew-mar
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Soaping my ass so Chrisy troubles can blow bubbles
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Imma Torta Pounder Call Me an ICE Pick
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Double Parked on 3rd Ave, Got a Muzzie Coupon
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I identify as an US. Citizen Rodriguez
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Accidentally Came in Her A$$ Now Expecting Leroys
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shirt_in_pool_AKA_Mexican_ Ozempic
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Used a ribbed condom on Helen Keller and her pussy started speaking to me
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Gluey CK Says Don’t Look Away From the Spray
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What did the frisbee do to the oven? Walked into one
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Hunter Biden's camera lens that adds 10 lbs and a crack pipe
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There were no Leroys on Epsteins list because Carnival Cruise didn't stop there
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neckbrace aka Jewish turtleneck
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Yacque and Yill Cleaned Off My Grill, Cheap Labor From Across The Border
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Jesse's mossad handler
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Met a ladyboy and told her don’t tuck it I want to lick Thai sweet chili off your chicken McNugget
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Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake
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Dog this five dollars was going to a Colombian cam model anyway, might as well learn something
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A muzzy kid who likes money aka Lebaneser Scrooge
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You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it.
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Glenn Greenwald’s Bunion Removal Service
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Bootie and the Wholefist
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On the runway but the pilot's a DEI hire
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Why Does Akaash Singh Always Fuck Up My Order At Dunkin Donuts?
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Muzzy woman forced to dress as a voting booth but not allowed to vote
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Hot Wheels in my ass, call it the Lincoln Tunnel
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RomanianCamGirl AKA NoFumesThroughZooms
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Yanni’s eyes havin a border crisis it’s what it is
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I took ayahuasca but the shaman touched my Titicaca, now my fumes are inter-dimensional
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I yelled ice on the 7 train bc i wanted a seat
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2ThingsThatMakeYanniPyoingTransWomenandCuteRadiatorCovers
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Unemployed Crisis Actor
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Call Me Pest Control the Way im Bug Chasin’
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might vote democrat cause Donny T took my landscaper
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Casa Gaza Resort and Casino Jihadi Jackpot Dealer
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Two knuckles in and now my pee turned white
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MichaelRockefellersBarbequedPenis
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Make No Mistake If The Boys Lived In 1940s Germany Chrissy D Would Definitely Dime Out Yani P To A Sharp Dressed Goose Stepper
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I'm not Greek Orthodox but you can find me in AOC's box with her feet on my face without socks
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Akaash Singh better laugh and agree or Schulz is getting a new H1B
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Nate BarNazi
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WifeThinksITakePoleCuzYaniMakesMeWitchHazelMyHole
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Rekindling with my wife after Donny T sends my Gumar back to the D.R.
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Rock hard from blue chew, I have to think of my wife’s sister to glue glue, my dads a jew jew but my mum is not, phew phew!
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iliveinthatawkwardspacebetweenyanni’seyes
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My trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius
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No deece-piece so I decided to cut it off and just have a crease, it's what it is
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YanniSeesTitsLikeAVennDiagram
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Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement
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Make No Mistake Im Dating A 4’11 Latina And Fully Expect To Wake Up With My Piece Cut Off But Its Ok
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Frozen Grapes in my Ass Then Walking Around Shitting Like a Deer
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Greg Lubedanus
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MybigfatGreekAsspussy
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Benjamin Nuttin’OnYou
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Queefer Sutherland
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BarackIsAQueenCuzHeSucksOnBigMike’sPeenLaddah14
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SqueakeSlingShot
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Fumariana Grandé
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Cody's Cock-snot Cured Covid
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the Vaticans daycare would not return me to my mom
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The Virgin FuMary
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The Diarrhea of Anne Franks and Beans
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Jewish Tunnel Tour Guide