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Psuedo penis of the week
(Patreon best name winner)
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Double parked on 3rd Ave, got a muzzie coupon
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I identify as a US citizen Rodriguez
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Accidentally Came in Her A$$ Now Expecting Leroys
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Shirt in the pool AKA Mexican Ozempic
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Used a ripped condom on Helen Keller and her pussy started speaking to me
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Gluey CK says don't look away from the spray
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What did the frisbee do to the oven? walked into one
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Hunter Biden's camera lens that adds 10 lbs and a crack pipe
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There were no Leroys on Epsteins list because Carnival Cruise didn't stop there
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neckbrace aka Jewish turtleneck
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Yacque and Yill Cleaned Off My Grill, Cheap Labor From Across The Border
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Jesse's mossad handler
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Met a lady boy and told her don't tuck it, I want to lick thai sweet chili off your chicken meat.
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Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake
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dog this $5 was going to a colombian cam model might as well learn something
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a muzzy kid who likes money, aka Lebonizer Scrooge
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you can lead a horse to water but you still need a stepstool to fuck it
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Glenn Greenwald's bunion removal service
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Booty and the whole fist
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On the runway but the pilot's a DEI hire
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Why Does Akaash Singh Always Fuck Up My Order At Dunkin Donuts?
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muzzy woman forced to dress as a voting booth but not allowed to vote
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Hot Wheels in my ass, call it the Lincoln Tunnel
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RomanianCamGirl AKA NoFumesThroughZooms
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Yanni's eyes are having a border crisis it's what it is
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I took ayahuasca but the shaman touched my Titicaca now my fumes are inter-dimensional
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I yelled ICE on the 7 train because I wanted a seat
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2 things that make Yanni poing, trans women and cute radiator covers
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unemployed crisis actor
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Call me pest control the way i'm bug chasing
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might vote democrat cause Donny T took my landscaper
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Casa Gaza Resort & Casino jihadi jackpot dealer
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Two knuckles in and now my pee turned white
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Michael Rockefeller's barbequed penis
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Make no mistake if the boys lived in 1940s Germany Chrissy D would definitely dime out Yanni P to a sharp dressed goose stepper
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I'm not Greek Orthodox but you can find me in AOC's box with her feet on my face without socks
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Akaash Singh better laugh and agree or Schulz is getting a new H1B
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Nate Barnazi
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Wife thinks I take pole cause Yanni makes me witch hazel my hole
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Rekindling with my wife after Donny T sends my Gumar back to the D.R.
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Rock hard from Blue Chew, I have to think of my wife's sister to glue glue, my dad's a jew jew but my mom is not phew phew
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I live in that awkward space between Yanni's eyes
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my trans cock has surprised more italians than mt. versuvius
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no dece piece so i decided to cut it off and just have a crease it's what it is
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Yanni sees tits like a ven diagram
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Uncle Russell's Pussy
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make no mistake i'm dating a 4'11" latina and fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off
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Frozen Grapes in my Ass Then Walking Around Shitting Like a Deer
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Greg Lubedanus
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My Big Fat Greek Ass Pussy
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Benjamin Nuttin on You
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Queefer Sutherland
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BarackIsAQueenCuzHeSucksOnBigMike’sPeenLaddah14
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SqueakeSlingShot
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Fumariana Grandé
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Cocksnot
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the Vaticans daycare would not return me to my mom
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The Virgin Fumary
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The diarrhea of Anne Franks and Beans
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Jewish tunnel tour guide