PPw - 2026

Psuedo penis of the week
(Patreon best name winner)

  • TwinkerBell

  • HeyDeanIKnowYoureListeningSorryIBangedYourGirlfriendIDidntKnowHowElseToTellYou

  • MyFruitOfTheLoomsIsATombOfFumes

  • On the Minneapolis city bus aka the Somali Trolly

  • Call My Ass The Underground Railed Road Cause 10 Leroys Just Ran A Train On It

  • I got probed by an alien his name was Jose

  • Nick’s got a face like he plays for the Brooklyn ICE Dodgers

  • My Dad Voted for Mamdani…Now I Call Him My Mommy

  • Black baby no dad that's called a Coco Felon