PPw

Psuedo penis of the week
(Patreon best name winner)

  • Conqueeftador

  • call me a lesbian pirate and scissor me timbers

    11/27/2025 (from HH Live 11/12)

  • My side piece is Jewish, so I call her my Jew-mar

  • Soaping my ass so Chrisy troubles can blow bubbles

  • Imma Torta Pounder Call Me an ICE Pick

  • Double Parked on 3rd Ave, Got a Muzzie Coupon

  • I identify as an US. Citizen Rodriguez

  • Accidentally Came in Her A$$ Now Expecting Leroys

  • shirt_in_pool_AKA_Mexican_ Ozempic

  • Used a ribbed condom on Helen Keller and her pussy started speaking to me

  • Gluey CK Says Don’t Look Away From the Spray

  • What did the frisbee do to the oven? Walked into one

  • Hunter Biden's camera lens that adds 10 lbs and a crack pipe

  • There were no Leroys on Epsteins list because Carnival Cruise didn't stop there

  • neckbrace aka Jewish turtleneck

  • Yacque and Yill Cleaned Off My Grill, Cheap Labor From Across The Border

  • Jesse's mossad handler

  • Met a ladyboy and told her don’t tuck it I want to lick Thai sweet chili off your chicken McNugget

  • Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake

  • Dog this five dollars was going to a Colombian cam model anyway, might as well learn something

  • A muzzy kid who likes money aka Lebaneser Scrooge

  • You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it.

  • Glenn Greenwald’s Bunion Removal Service

  • Bootie and the Wholefist

  • On the runway but the pilot's a DEI hire

  • Why Does Akaash Singh Always Fuck Up My Order At Dunkin Donuts?

  • Muzzy woman forced to dress as a voting booth but not allowed to vote

  • Hot Wheels in my ass, call it the Lincoln Tunnel

  • RomanianCamGirl AKA NoFumesThroughZooms

  • Yanni’s eyes havin a border crisis it’s what it is

  • I took ayahuasca but the shaman touched my Titicaca, now my fumes are inter-dimensional

  • I yelled ice on the 7 train bc i wanted a seat

  • 2ThingsThatMakeYanniPyoingTransWomenandCuteRadiatorCovers

  • Unemployed Crisis Actor

  • Call Me Pest Control the Way im Bug Chasin’

  • might vote democrat cause Donny T took my landscaper

  • Casa Gaza Resort and Casino Jihadi Jackpot Dealer

  • Two knuckles in and now my pee turned white

  • MichaelRockefellersBarbequedPenis

  • Make No Mistake If The Boys Lived In 1940s Germany Chrissy D Would Definitely Dime Out Yani P To A Sharp Dressed Goose Stepper

  • I'm not Greek Orthodox but you can find me in AOC's box with her feet on my face without socks

  • Akaash Singh better laugh and agree or Schulz is getting a new H1B

  • Nate BarNazi

  • WifeThinksITakePoleCuzYaniMakesMeWitchHazelMyHole

  • Rekindling with my wife after Donny T sends my Gumar back to the D.R.

  • Rock hard from blue chew, I have to think of my wife’s sister to glue glue, my dads a jew jew but my mum is not, phew phew!

  • iliveinthatawkwardspacebetweenyanni’seyes

  • My trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius

  • No deece-piece so I decided to cut it off and just have a crease, it's what it is

  • YanniSeesTitsLikeAVennDiagram

  • Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement

  • Make No Mistake Im Dating A 4’11 Latina And Fully Expect To Wake Up With My Piece Cut Off But Its Ok

  • Frozen Grapes in my Ass Then Walking Around Shitting Like a Deer

  • Greg Lubedanus

  • MybigfatGreekAsspussy

  • Benjamin Nuttin’OnYou

  • Queefer Sutherland

  • BarackIsAQueenCuzHeSucksOnBigMike’sPeenLaddah14

  • SqueakeSlingShot

  • Fumariana Grandé

  • Cody's Cock-snot Cured Covid

  • the Vaticans daycare would not return me to my mom

  • The Virgin FuMary

  • The Diarrhea of Anne Franks and Beans

  • Jewish Tunnel Tour Guide