PPw - 2026
Psuedo penis of the week
(Patreon best name winner)
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The Leroy Who Went To Jonestown For The Free Kool-Aid
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P.DIDDYS COSTCO ACCOUNT
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MLK didn’t die so you can FaceTime in the elevator
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HeyMarcItsDeanIHeardYouBangedMyGirlfriendISwearOnceIFinishChemoImGonnaKickYourFuckingAss
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Colonize my colon until the poops turn white
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Eyes Glued Shut
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TwinkerBell
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HeyDeanIKnowYoureListeningSorryIBangedYourGirlfriendIDidntKnowHowElseToTellYou
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MyFruitOfTheLoomsIsATombOfFumes
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On the Minneapolis city bus aka the Somali Trolly
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Call My Ass The Underground Railed Road Cause 10 Leroys Just Ran A Train On It
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I got probed by an alien his name was Jose
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Nick’s got a face like he plays for the Brooklyn ICE Dodgers
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My Dad Voted for Mamdani…Now I Call Him My Mommy
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Black baby no dad that's called a Coco Felon